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“Mom, if you want people to visit your blog, just start marking it porn. Mark everything porn whether it has anything to do with it or not.”
~Random advice from a 15 year old 

She must not think anyone would want to read my bloggy talent. lol

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“I’d like a Beefy Score. Actually, I’d like a Big n Tasty Beefy Score.”

“Huh?”

Me, pointing to the window, “A Beefy Score…”

Her, not cracking a smile (what’s wrong with these people?!?!)…

Me, “I’m just kidding. Seriously, though, you’re marketing team needs to be fired. First the Big N Tasty and now a Beefy Score?”

She just didn’t get it. After she walked away, I asked my daughter why the girl didn’t laugh.  

“Because only you are that retarded.”

Yeah, well, if it had been one of those young worker BOYS at the register with this old lady asking, HE would have laughed! 

 

Sorry for the reflections...

Sorry for the reflections...

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Yep, the search term, “nude girl with snakes,” led two people to my blog last night. Come on! Really? Nude girls with snakes? I want to smack someone because the only girl with a snake on my site is my daughter who is a teen and most certainly not nude. If I wasn’t offended because I know that your search led you to my teenage daughter, I wouldn’t care. However, it did lead you to my daughter and now I want to smack you. Dang it anyways.

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found at http://www.moir.com.au/lessons/lesson3/image096.gif

My 8 year old has a problem with words such as penis and vagina. Hearing the words causes him to have convulsions. I don’t know why, but being the caring, mature mother that I am, periodically I feel the need to remind him of these words just so I can watch him cringe. Today I stooped to a new level. I don’t remember what led to it, but I was…uh hem…forced…to draw him a stick figure with a rather large penis. I think I was giving him a brief anatomy lesson or at least, that’s my story. 

My 15 year old had the brilliant idea of drawing such pictures on napkins and placing them back in the napkin holder. We did not do so, but be warned, Napkin Porn just might be coming to a restaurant near you!

I solemnly plead my innocence.

 

Sidenote:
I don’t normally draw porn form my 8 year old. I’m not THAT bad of a mother. I was trying to disprove an accusation that I drew a penis on the Round Table Knight. My argument, if I were going to draw a penis, I would definitely draw a penis.

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